GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.